Friday, July 1, 2005

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Read in your future .....


Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Cardrecovery Registration

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is the rectangle of 80x15 S-irene .





Tuesday, June 28, 2005

How To Wear A Ninjutsu

Darko



Sorry, but it's too good to not let you see ....... Darko is called, has three months and is a beautiful Labrador puppy .....

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How Does Brazil Money Look

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A nun and a young and old are walking along the street realize they have been followed by a jerk, acceleration, and the type does the same. Così la suora giovane dice a quella più vecchia: "Sicuramente quest'uomo vuole abusare della nostra virtù. Separiamoci, così che potrà seguire una sola di noi." L'uomo ovviamente segue quella giovane, mentre l'altra si rifugia nel convento dove la attende molto preoccupata con fervide preghiere. Ad un tratto si spalanca la porta e compare la suora giovane tutta trafelata e col volto rosso. Così quella più vecchia dice:
"Allora, che cosa è successo?"
"Beh - risponde - quel tizio ha continuato a seguirmi fino a quando non mi ha raggiunta".
"Oh Mater Dei, e poi?"
"Mi ha intrappolata in un angolo."
"Oh Maria Immacolata! Tu allora cosa hai fatto?"
"Ho pregato. E mi sono alzata la veste."
"Oh Vergine Santissima! E lui?"
"Si è abbassato i pantaloni."
"Oh Dio Misericordioso! E poi?"
"E poi... e poi... ma non lo sai che una suora con la veste alzata corre più velocemente di un uomo con i pantaloni abbassati?"

Puppy Climbing On Sofa

Se morissi?

SE MORISSI?



LEI: Se morissi all'improvviso, ti risposeresti?
LUI: Certo che no...
LEI: No? Perche' no? Non sei contento di essere sposato?
LUI: beh, si... che c'entra...!?
LEI: c'entra, perche' non ti risposeresti se apprezzi il matrimonio?
LUI: vabbe', ok, mi risposerei, se ti puo fare piacere...
LEI (sadly): Oh, you remarry ...
HIM: Well, YES! We did not talk about this?
HER: And you sleep with her in our bed?
HIM: and where you want your face to stay?
HER: and replace my photo with her?
HIM: I think so ... sure ...
HER: and let it drive my car?!
HIM: Well, no, no driver's license
YOU: - silence -
HIM: Opssssssss ....

Brick Colors For Houses



One of the great mysteries of life: what do I do a nude of the keys after he closed the car?
Jacob M. Braud

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Doorless Walk In Shower Tile

-DIECI COSE CHE NON HO MAI CAPITO

-TEN THINGS I NEVER GOT
1) Why can not women put on mascara keeping your mouth shut?
2) How to close Windows should never click on "start"?
3) Why does Lemonsoda is made with artificial flavors and detergent> for>> dishes are real lemon juice?
4) When creating a new dog food "tastier," who has actually tasted it?
5) Why Noah did not leave drown those two mosquitoes?
6) Why sterilize the needle before engaging in lethal injections?
7) Do you know the indestructible black boxes of aircraft? Why the hell do not make us any plane with this stuff??
8) Why do not sheep shrink when it rains?
9) If flying is so safe, why did they call the airport the terminal?
10) do not understand why these things forward!



... Menstruation is the just punishment that God gave to women. After Eve ate the apple God said, "You will pay in blood, but in convenient monthly installments."

Tim informs the new service "DO NOT NOBODY CagA Tim." Turn off the phone tonight: if tomorrow does not get any message, the service is already active.

I made love with Control. Tomorrow I try to Alt Delete

What is the unluckiest cop? The one who dies at the roadblock. And the more fortunate? Bat!

Ligabue sings: "Everybody wants to fly first ........." I did and I burned the motor and clutch ... Thanks Liga. Categories

more women are liars and hunters. The hunters take a bird and say they have taken twenty, women who take the wind and say they have taken only one ...

The child to her mother: "Mom why the teacher called Robertino Roberto Paolo Paolino, Luca Luchino and me not?". Mother hesitant: "You're gonna be great ... Pompey!"

Tim informs that buying condoms State Railways you can come too, with 50 minutes delay.

What is the most beautiful name for a girl? Ikea is Swedish cheap, you bring it home immediately and the mountains you in 5 minutes!

know who is the smartest man in the world? The one who invented the> supposed? You know why? Why put it in the ASS AT ALL!!

(Lorenzon Paolo73 Thompson st. Soho, New York NY, 10012cell)