-TEN THINGS I NEVER GOT
1) Why can not women put on mascara keeping your mouth shut?
2) How to close Windows should never click on "start"?
3) Why does Lemonsoda is made with artificial flavors and detergent> for>> dishes are real lemon juice?
4) When creating a new dog food "tastier," who has actually tasted it?
5) Why Noah did not leave drown those two mosquitoes?
6) Why sterilize the needle before engaging in lethal injections?
7) Do you know the indestructible black boxes of aircraft? Why the hell do not make us any plane with this stuff??
8) Why do not sheep shrink when it rains?
9) If flying is so safe, why did they call the airport the terminal?
10) do not understand why these things forward!
... Menstruation is the just punishment that God gave to women. After Eve ate the apple God said, "You will pay in blood, but in convenient monthly installments."
Tim informs the new service "DO NOT NOBODY CagA Tim." Turn off the phone tonight: if tomorrow does not get any message, the service is already active.
I made love with Control. Tomorrow I try to Alt Delete
What is the unluckiest cop? The one who dies at the roadblock. And the more fortunate? Bat!
Ligabue sings: "Everybody wants to fly first ........." I did and I burned the motor and clutch ... Thanks Liga. Categories
more women are liars and hunters. The hunters take a bird and say they have taken twenty, women who take the wind and say they have taken only one ...
The child to her mother: "Mom why the teacher called Robertino Roberto Paolo Paolino, Luca Luchino and me not?". Mother hesitant: "You're gonna be great ... Pompey!"
Tim informs that buying condoms State Railways you can come too, with 50 minutes delay.
What is the most beautiful name for a girl? Ikea is Swedish cheap, you bring it home immediately and the mountains you in 5 minutes!
know who is the smartest man in the world? The one who invented the> supposed? You know why? Why put it in the ASS AT ALL!!
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